The Dear Leader’s Christmas message (in case you missed it) as mangled by the folks at Operation Maple:
Yes, the novelty of these BLR things has long-since worn off since the classic “save a pretzel for the gas jets” Rick Perry iteration, but I feel obligated to post a Canadian version.
Red Tory v.3.0.3 
“Thank you a bunch for sharing this with all of us you really realize what you’re talking about! Bookmarked. Please also consult with my web site =). We can have a link exchange contract among us!”