Mitt-Sock Wins! (again)

It took all of 10 minutes after the polls closed for Willard “Mitt” Romney to be declared the winner of the New Hampshire primary election.

Meanwhile, there will be four hours of “live” coverage on all the cable news networks analyzing the results and pretending there is some great significance to be gleaned from sifting through the entrails of the vote.

Update: Final results can be found here. Romney scored almost 40% of the 239,000 people voting, giving him an additional 12 (0.5 percent) of the total 2,286 Republican delegates.