Seeking to dispel accusations of pathological flip-flopping, “Mitt” Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in universal health care and gay rights.
Now that he’s the presumptive Republican nominee, I guess “Mitt” will also have to exterminate earlier iterations of himself such as the one that wanted to force women with babies out of the house and re-enter the labour pool so they could experience the “dignity of work” and the one that vowed to support so-called “personhood” legislation that would effectively make the pill illegal.
Red Tory v.3.0.3 
The republicans seem to be in competition on who’s ideas are shittier for the good ole’ USA. Gingrich: “my child labour plan is better!” Mitt: “my plan guarantees children will have to work at least eighty hours to qualify for overtime!” Paul: “I need to channel her lord and savior ayn rand”. Pure funny.
Yeah, it does indeed seem to be a frantic “race to the bottom” in terms of sheer idiocy when it comes to pandering to the most cretinous elements of the Republican base.