Broke-Back Perry

Another great parody of Republican ad; this time, Rick Perry’s pathetic attempt to rile up homophobic Bible-thumpers:

You don’t need to be in the pew each Sunday to know that Rick Perry is an imbecile.


God’s Answer

It’s hard not to watch this without thinking that it must be a parody of some kind (especially given that Cindy Jacobs looks and sounds strikingly like the Jerri Blank character played by Amy Sedaris in Strangers with Candy); but no, in fact, this is a legitimate Christian nutjob from Texas who describes herself as “respected prophet who travels the world ministering not only to crowds of people, but to heads of nations.” Sheesh! There’s a frightening thought…

So, there you have the explanation for the recent mysterious death of red-winged blackbirds and drum fish in Arkansas — God, in His infinite wisdom, smite them as punishment for the repeal of DADT. What could be more perfectly logical than that?