God Withdraws Support for Perry

Following a series of hapless debate performances and a campaign trail littered with innumerable (albeit hilarious) gaffes that left him woefully polling in the range of his presumed IQ, Texas Governor Rick Perry decided today to pull the plug on his doomed bid to be the next Leader of the Free World.

Seeing as Perry made no secret of his belief that God had signalled support for his White House bid, should we now deduce that The Almighty Creator of the Universe was just messing with the Texas Governor?

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Filed under 2012 U.S. Election, Religion, Republican Party

7 responses to “God Withdraws Support for Perry

  1. Perhaps God is a Democrat?

  2. Heh. I think not. Although His Son may be a liberal.

  3. God Withdraws…

    Deus Interruptus.

  4. Brilliant. Wish I’d thought of that.

  5. It’s so easy, it’s almost beneath us, Red. It’s even easier than Santorum piss-takes.

    “God Rescinds Perry Endorsement–Says, “Oops. I Really Stepped In It There”

    ..and so on.

  6. Yeah, I know. Almost as facile and ridiculous as the allegedly God-inspired claims themselves.

    I do hope that poking fun at Mormons and their CRAZY religion won’t be off the table once Mitt “Magic Underpants” Romney becomes the Republican standard bearer.

  7. I do hope that poking fun at Mormons and their CRAZY religion won’t be off the table…

    Trust me; it won’t be,,, not given the rich comedic vein offered by a religion inspired by an angel called “Moroni”.

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