“Conservative” Beer Review

A retarded Bloggin’ Tory maroon turns his acute sensibilities and keen perceptions of world events to the more demanding task of reviewing various kinds of beer…

For some bizarre reason the unfortunately named Kretin feels the need to preface everything with “Holy shit” and interlace all of his observations with profuse amounts of reflexive profanity (e.g., “Christ, save the bottle… you know, put some flowers in the fuckin’ thing and give to the wife – she’d be right happy I gave her somethin’ fuckin’ nice.”). Our putative “reviewer” also seems intent on informing viewers of how quickly he could down the subject beverage: “Holy shit, I could drink this in two minutes,” he exclaims after taking his first swig of the surprisingly pleasant communist brew.

Sadly, this dim, foul-mouthed idiot’s views on world events are every bit as hapless and inept as are his witless reviews of beer.

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8 Comments

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8 responses to ““Conservative” Beer Review

  1. Ad hominem. His character is bad so his ideas are wrong. Fallacy!

  2. CWTF

    “A retarded Bloggin’ Tory” – Aren’t they all?

  3. Paul Raposo

    Ad hominem. His character is bad so his ideas are wrong. Fallacy!

    His ideas aren’t his own. They’re someone elses ideas, which he parrots. The above video is the extent of his ability for critical thought, and coherent arguments.

  4. Craig Chamberlain

    (I think I’ll take a pass on whatever he’s offering, thanks.)

    This guy’s post is a dime a dozen. Is this not really about the liberated banality that is most of the internet?

  5. Ad hominem. His character is bad so his ideas are wrong. Fallacy!

    Not just his ideas, his taste in beer is all wrong too.

    And your reading comprehension needs some work. Red didn’t say he acts like a boor so his ideas must stink. He said that he acts like a boor and his ideas stink.

  6. Michael: “Logical” certainly isn’t the first word that comes to mind regarding Mr. Cooper’s online oeuvre, although “fallacy” may well be.

  7. John harker

    I believe he’s composite of the average SUN TV viewer.

  8. John: Holy shit, I think you might be fuckin’ right about that. 😉

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