Tea Party Republican Debate

Hey, there’s another thrilling GOP “debate” taking place tonight in Tampa, Florida.

This one is billed as the “Tea Party Republican Debate”… whatever that means. Presumably, the candidates will have to out-crazy one another. You know, more than usual.

Update: The night’s event in 100 seconds…

Aside from Herman Cain, I didn’t see a single black person in that crowd at the Florida State Fairgrounds. Curious.

Oh well, never mind that. Weren’t those theatrical biopics introducing the candidates beyond incredible? Mitt Romney (“The Early Frontrunner”), Rick Perry (“The Newcomer”), Michele Bachmann (“The Firebrand”), and so on… That was just hilarious.