God’s Answer

It’s hard not to watch this without thinking that it must be a parody of some kind (especially given that Cindy Jacobs looks and sounds strikingly like the Jerri Blank character played by Amy Sedaris in Strangers with Candy); but no, in fact, this is a legitimate Christian nutjob from Texas who describes herself as “respected prophet who travels the world ministering not only to crowds of people, but to heads of nations.” Sheesh! There’s a frightening thought…

So, there you have the explanation for the recent mysterious death of red-winged blackbirds and drum fish in Arkansas — God, in His infinite wisdom, smite them as punishment for the repeal of DADT. What could be more perfectly logical than that?


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