Defeating Bureaucracy

Dr. E.L. Kersten, author of The Art of Demotivation, explains how to reverse the trend towards dreary, uninspiring workplace despair commonly experienced by many established companies that have gradually become bloated with torpid layers bureaucracy over time as a consequence of their success.

Recommended methods for taking back the company utilizing the ruse of fostering an “entrepreneurial culture” include: randomly creating fake “crises” for shocking effect; deliberately over-caffeinating workers; strictly limiting their contact with the outside world; and, teaching employees that their desire for so-called “fairness” is nothing but a petty and weak emotional impulse.