The Douchebaggery of Zygotes

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I don’t often delve into the raging culture wars about abortion/reproductive rights that are enthusiastically engaged in by numerous other blogs, but I did find this post highly amusing:

The votes are in, and 9 out of 10 fetuses prefer defrocked Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to President Barack Obama, according to RenewAmerica. In his weekly column, Reverend Michael Bresciani, who speaks fluent blastocyte, randomly samples a series of wombs, and reports that while Obama remains popular among America’s post-born youth, he enjoys far less support from members of the intrauterine electorate.

If nothing else, it’s worthwhile for coining the expressions “fluent blastocyte” and “intrauterine electorate.”

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5 Replies to “The Douchebaggery of Zygotes”

  1. Sounds much the same as Jesus’ General’s “blastocyst-Americans” and “zygote-Americans”

  2. Similar, but these phrases struck me as more eloquent. As I said, I don’t usually mess about with this stuff, but this tickled me for some reason. The post also had the benefit of being stumbled upon quite by accident, which made it even funnier in some way.

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