President Faces Down Monster In Action-Packed Schedule

Deputy White House press secretary Theodore Barrett tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he’ll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts.

5 Replies to “President Faces Down Monster In Action-Packed Schedule”

  1. I had Aste etc. pegged as “millionaires.com” and lost the bet with myself and it cost me an extra hour before I can start doing illicit things.

  2. Great name to use in pick-up bars (I would imagine). Try saying a couple of times with a theatrical accent…

    Actually, it’s some Italian online shopping site. Seems legit enough, but obviously quite irrelevant to the goings on here.

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