That John McCain can’t recall how many houses he owns really shouldn’t be a big deal. Nor should it matter that he wears expensive Ferragamo loafers, cheated on his first wife, committed bigamy and was deeply involved in a huge corruption scandal in the past. After all, everyone knows that big houses, expensive haircuts, marital infidelity, and so on are only significant when talking about Democrats. Come on folks, get with the program!
If we’re to believe John Hinderaker (“Hinkdrocket”) at Powerline, McCain’s asceticism and complete disinterest in worldly possessions actually makes him something close to being a saint. “If a reporter asked me how many ties I own, there’s no way I could answer. Just like McCain, I’d tell him he has to ask my wife. Likewise if someone wants to know how many Wii games my kids have.”
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