According to various reports, here’s the pre-competition routine of Jamaican Usain “Lightning” Bolt, the record-breaking winner of the 100 meters at the Olympics: “Woke up at 11. Had some lunch — some nuggets. Watched some more TV. Went to my room, slept for three hours. Went back, got some more nuggets, then came to the track.”
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Good thing for the loony “Christian news” website OneNewsNow that American sprinter Tyson Gay didn’t qualify for the 100 meters. Considering the name of one of the other runners in the race, Bronze medal winner Walter Dix, their amazingly dumb “autoreplace” feature might have gone berserk.