The “Worthy” Electorate

At a town hall meeting in Iowa yesterday, Barack Obama addressed the new attack ad from John McCain that accuses Obama of being little more than a vacuous, paparazzi-pursued, media-created celebrity a la Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. “Given the seriousness of the issues, you’d think we could have a serious debate,” Obama said. “But so far, all we’ve been hearing about is Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. I mean, I do have to ask my opponent, is that the best you can come up with? Is that really what this election is about? Is that what is worthy of the American people?

Perhaps the same question could be directed to Amy Chozick at The Wall Street Journal who stooped to the level of complete idiocy this morning by asking whether Obama is “Too Fit to Be President?” Seriously.

…in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama’s skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.

The candidate has been criticized by opponents for appearing elitist or out of touch with average Americans. A Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll conducted in July shows Sen. Obama still lags behind Republican John McCain among white men and suburban women who say they can’t relate to his background or perceived values.

“He’s too new … and he needs to put some meat on his bones,” says Diana Koenig, 42, a housewife in Corpus Christi, Texas, who says she voted for Sen. Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary.

“I won’t vote for any beanpole guy,” another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board.

Depressing, isn’t it?

Many people would probably concur with the 19th century philosopher John Stuart Mill when he said that the democratic premise rests on the presence of an educated citizenry, and would support his contention that ideas and policies can neither be examined nor tested in the marketplace in the absence of an informed and critical public.

But consider that an astonishing 20% of adult Americans believe that the Sun revolves around the Earth, 31% believe in astrology, 45% believe that humans have existed on the planet for less than 10,000 years, and 90% can’t find Afghanistan on a map of the world. More to the point, half of Americans can name four characters from The Simpsons, but less than a quarter can name more than one of the guaranteed rights in the First Amendment, only two out of five voters can name all three branches of the federal government, and only one in five know that there are 100 federal senators.

So, perhaps the perniciously childish “tomfoolery” (to quote former top McCain aide John Weaver) typified by the reprehensible “Celeb” ad (that the Arizona senator even had the astounding temerity to say he was “proud” of when responding to a somewhat perplexed supporter yesterday — see below) is really just the sort of thing that’s “worthy of the American people” after all.

Unlike progressives with their almost mystical faith in the wisdom of the common man, conservatives have always much better appreciated Menken’s axiom that “No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.” Or elections…

Update: I just knew the follow-ups to this were going to provide much hilarity. World O’Crap doesn’t disappoint:

At the Wall Street Journal, the strain is becoming unbearable. Neck muscles corded, eyes popping, skin glazed with sweat, the writhes in its bed like Linda Blair in The Exorcist, fighting the urge to bolt upright and scream, “Can’t you see that man is a NIG—!” But the only relief they’re offered is a cool washcloth, and a few spoonfuls of Campbell’s Chunky Chicken and Euphemism soup…

Obama doesn’t resemble the typical voter, and that makes regular Americans fear he may not share our traditional values of belly and booty. Where’s his caboose? Where’s the fleshy cow-catcher cantilevered over his belt? Where’s the atherosclerotic plaque caking his arteries like stucco texture-coating on a suburban rambler?

Oh, and the Even-Worsening… That Yahoo! Message board comment cited in the article? Turns out the discussion thread was launched by… none other than Amy Chozick. Go figure.

18 Replies to “The “Worthy” Electorate”

  1. “No one has ever lost an election by underestimating the intelligence of the the American electorate.”
    sigh …

  2. Poor McGaffe, with the media supposely ignoring him, meanwhile they continue to give his new ads widespread coverage, free of charge, allowing his campaign to define Obama.

  3. Wait until the next generation reaches voting age. Only 35% of their kids in grade six or lower know the difference between a bee and a bird but 90 % know who Yoda is.

    Americans are nearly completely brain dead. Bush got voted in because he’s as stupid and makes sense to them.

  4. “Sen. Obama still lags behind Republican John McCain among white men and suburban women who say they can’t relate to his background or perceived values.”

    Umm.. you mean he cant seem to get that racist vote. And, just how awesome is it that the Wall Street Journal digs as deep as the Yahoo politics message board for some juicy quote. Just imagine the day when they stop by RT v. 4.0.

  5. “Americans are nearly completely brain dead.”

    umm… thanks. I think you mean half of voting Americans are brain dead.

    Bush won because in round 1 he didnt let black people vote in Florida. He won round 2 because Kerry was.. well.. himself. AND.. a little help from OBL.

  6. is really just the sort of thing that’s “worthy of the American people” after all.

    Judging from that flabby bleach blond behind McCain nodding dramatically and clapping when he made his vacuous point, indeed is.

    This ignorance, this arrested development, can’t be downplayed anymore.

  7. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least bit if some columnist at the Sun or National Post hasn’t already jotted down in his/her notebook to do something along the same lines with the “skinny” Dion v. the “fatty” Harper.

  8. Except Red, Harper has lost weight recently… will he lose his appeal to the Tim Hortons crowd as he thins down? My, my, such questions to ponder.

  9. Well, the Americans say the voters know best in the end….this explains why those “know best” voters re-elected Bush.

    As I understand it, historically, the taller candidate usually wins (one exception Kerry/Bush).

  10. Ah ha! That’s it then… Now all Dion needs to do is lard up on the BBQ circuit and then blast Harper for being an asthmatic, arugula-eating, berry-tea sipping, elitist faggot.

  11. If I didn’t think it would elect John McCain in a landslide, I’d love to see Obama grow his ‘fro and be about 6’8″/175 for the election. How do you love me now, America?!

    ~did you see this? Funny.

  12. I see you caught the “Evening Worsening” post at Sadly, No!

    This…this…is the standard of journalism The Wall Street Journal is supporting?

    America is through the looking glass, no doubt about it.

  13. Need I point out that Rupe now owns the WSJ?

    Of course not. I just didn’t think it would get this bad this quickly.

    I mean….my God…I mean…OH MY GOD!


  14. lol! mention the poll standings, then follow with a housewife’s wisecrack and some unnamed commenter on a blog. way to stir ’em up with some really lousy journalism, rt.


  15. It’s too bad I was so busy with work this week… It would have been a good time to document the atrocities, if you know what I mean.

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