The Sheen’s Speech

Heh. Nicely done spoof by the folks at Current TV’s Infomania.

While we’re on the subject, check out this absolutely brilliant idea of attaching Sheen quotes to New Yorker cartoons.

Scary Rape Fables

Attention Women: You are never safe, not even in broad daylight in your own homes. Your flimsy doors and feeble locks will not protect you from violent burglars, demented ex-boyfriends, psychotic bad guys, or other potential rapists constantly lurking in your backyard… Only loud pulsating noises and the responsive team of hunky young men at the Broadview Security call centre can protect you!

You have admit these ads are a real piece of work — Broadview (formerly Brinks) certainly understands how to exploit the worst fears of their demographic target market.

Real Stupid Dead People

It’s a scary, scary world out there…

But also one filled with loads of tragically inadvertent hilarity.