Dog on Santorum

Another doomed Repubican aspirant (a much more appropriate word than “hopeful” I think).

Speaking to a small group of supporters in Florida last week, Santorum said that throughout his political career he’s faced mighty obstacles and has soldiered on. To illustrate the point, he recounted the time he was campaigning for Congress in 1990 and had a rather unfortunate encounter with a lap dog…

“The next thing I know I have this warm sensation. And I immediately jump up and there on my tan pants, is a wet spot where you do not want a wet spot.”

Inspirational stuff.

Oh, and to save you the trouble of investigating what Maddow is slyly referring to in connection with Santorum’s problematic Google connection, it’s the definition that can be found here.

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Filed under 2012 U.S. Election, Republican Party

3 responses to “Dog on Santorum

  1. Fucking spammers…

    I would love to see the severed head of every single one of you stuck on a pike and then set on fire.

    Now there’s something useful the Harper Government could do. Bring in SEVERE penalties for cyber douchebags.

  2. You stay classy, Red! ;)

    Bring in SEVERE penalties for cyber douchebags.

    The awkwardness is, of course, that the Harperoids are sadists, not masochists.

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