As part of President Obama’s commitment to reduce military spending* the White House announced it plans to scrap the Pentagon’s multi-billion dollar program to build a gigantic tank in the shape of a dragon.
Backers of the project say the Dragon would have made killing enemies “efficient and totally awesome.”
*Not actually true.
2 Comments
July 16, 2009 at 5:34 am
The funniest portion is the very end “Canada hits US with bullshit noise violation.”
Oh, I spoiled it for everyone.
July 16, 2009 at 6:39 am
D’oh!