Dooche-tastic!

Note: For reasons unknown, the video has been “removed by the user” since this was posted.

You know, some days you’ve just got to be amazed at the galling douchebaggery of Conservatives. Witness this latest attack video from ToryBoy1 (not to be confused with ToryBoy69):

Freeze-frame at 20 seconds in and you get this:

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Actually the screen-cap for the video, funnily enough.

Now, you might at first glance think this was ripped from a news story, or at the very least an editorial, by the Kingston Whig Standard, right? Wrong. In fact, it turns out to be nothing more than a Letter to the Editor from a Mr. Glen Parker, a legionnaire who resides in Gananoque, Ontario (apparently).

Mr. Parker is a rather frequent letter writer, having mailed off other epistles to the local Kingston paper, as well as the Toronto Star telling people to quit whining and asking their government for assistance when they get in legal trouble overseas and warning of the dangers that might befall the country if the “looney left” (his quotes) “gets its hands on the purse-strings” of the nation.

Keep up the terrific work “Tory Boy”!

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28 responses to “Dooche-tastic!

  1. Tomm

    The CPC will certainly milk this.

    Next week in Question Period when Ignatieff asks a question about the deficit I can just see Flaherty stand up and ask the Leader of the Loyal Opposition which tax he wants to raise, whether he was musing on raising corporate taxes… or income taxes… or the GST…

    We’ll get at least a couple of weeks. I wonder what Ignatieff’s response will be.

  2. …a Mr. Glen Parker, a legionnaire who resides in Gananoque, Ontario…

    Heh. I think you’ve just outed “Tomm”.

    That’s a shame, actually, as I wanted him to be more glamorous—like, oh I don’t know…perhaps a wealthy venture capitalist and CIA asset who winters in Biarritz.

    But some old-fart legionnaire? Ewwww…

  3. Dan

    You know nothing says supreme confidence in your leader when your main argument is:
    “he’s not as bad as that other guy”

    I wonder when they’ll figure out that that no one really believes “we’re better off with Harper” anymore. Soon enough his own party brass won’t likely even believe it and chuck him to the curb.

  4. Tomm

    Sir Francis,

    Good one.

    However, I’m not quite old enough to have “old man stink” and be muttering epithets at young people as they pass by.

    …I’ll leave that to you.

    But I wouldn’t be blaming Parker for this, it sounds like it is the product of toryboy1.

  5. Ti-Guy

    Heh heh…

    …heh heh heh heh heh.

    It’s just so perfect that the twit cited a ranting, clapped-out geriatric (who probably has doilies on every flat surface and four wildly clashing patterns for curtains, wallpaper, carpet and ‘chesterfield’ in his living room) to pass off as a substantive reference in the media.

    *sniff*….Brings back fond memories of the old Tories, though.

  6. Tomm

    Dan,

    You won’t know what you’ve got til its gone.

    After the “rolling the dice” of the Mulroney years, the “proof is a proof is a proof” and the Dingwalls’, the indifference, American bashing, arrogance and dithering of the Chretien/Martin years; Harper has brought a big positive change to this country.

    You may not like the partisanship, but a lot of that has to do with the media’s sharp stick and the pointing and laughing at the western hicks.

  7. Ti-Guy

    ; Harper has brought a big positive change to this country.

    No he hasn’t and you know it. Now go drink your Ovaltine.

  8. the…American[sic] bashing…

    Amen to that. Harper’s got the government back to its core business: Canada-bashing. That’s what we pay taxes for, dammit.

    …the pointing and laughing at the western hicks.

    …made all too easy (and necessary) by said “hicks”.

    [I'm using quotation marks, as I do not really believe those people are hicks, unlike (it would appear) Tomm--our official spokesperson for phoney, smarmily disengenuous "populism", who is clearly either not psychologically ready to admit being an elderly legionnaire or not sufficiently disturbed by the fact that he sounds like an elderly legionnaire. Sad, really--either way.]

  9. Ti-guy, you are on a roll tonight!

    Chesterfields, doilies, ovaltine….they all remind me of my crazy elderly neighbour. He smells kinds funny, and stands a just a leeeeetle too close. Come to think of it, he’s a Legionnaire too. Hmmmm….

  10. Off-Topic (but delicious!):

    Have you guys seen the latest anti-Canadian fuck-up from FOX “News”? No, it doesn’t involve late-night spewings from Red Eye cretins. It’s a clutch of mainstream, “normal” people who’ve publicly shat on us this time. Go to the Yahoo homepage for the video; it’s entitled “Bomb Canada!”.

    This is priceless stuff. Keep it up, FOX fuckwads. You’re doing my job far better than I could ever hope to.

  11. Tomm

    You guys wouldn’t know a good thing if you fell over it.

    In fact you did fall over it. You certainly didn’t vote for it. It took the rest of us Canadian’s to do the heavy lifting for you guys.

    …The Sheeple of Canada, Proud Sponsors of the National Governing Party.

    Promise me you’ll vote Tory next federal election and my work here will be done.

    Wake up and smell the ovaltine!!

    As you already know, ovaltine is good and good for you. Just like our PM. I should be doing the ads, not this toryboy1 fellow. Thanks for the idea Ti-Guy.

  12. Tomm

    Sir Francis,

    That was pretty good. Another example as to why people hate Americans. Reminds me of the upside down Canadian flag at the baseball game.

  13. Ti-Guy

    Have you guys seen the latest anti-Canadian fuck-up from FOX “News”?

    Jesus Christ, was that ever pathetic. I thought Fox spokesholes needed to be scripted to sound so inane, but they’re even stupider off in their unguarded moments.

    Get the shitstorm going, nation. A gang of Fox fucks need to have their arses handed to them, yet again.

  14. Ti-Guy

    Hey Red. Good thing you got the screen capture. ToryBoy1 took down the video.

  15. Reminds me of the upside down Canadian flag at the baseball game.

    That was just a mistake, Tomm. FOX is full of active, rancid malice.

    And your hero gives exclusive interviews to these people, while ignoring his own domestic media. Pathetic.

    As I said at my place, why doesn’t he just sit down and chat with the good folks who staff the editorial board of the Al-Qaeda Picayune Courant?

  16. Ti-Guy:

    By the way, thanks for turning me on to Ronald Wright, whom I had (incredibly) never heard of before–not even as the reputed long-lost twin brother of Terence Stamp.

    Where oh where has he been all my life?

  17. Ti-Guy

    Sir Francis:

    You’re welcome. But don’t tell me you haven’t been following the Massey Lectures.

  18. But don’t tell me you haven’t been following the Massey Lectures.

    I have, but very irregularly. They’d be more consistently appealing if they weren’t named after a bloody Liberal… ;)

  19. Ti-Guy

    They’d be more consistently appealing if they weren’t named after a bloody Liberal…

    Why, I never…

    We’ll rename them the Gary Goodyear lectures and have someone from the Big Valley Creation Museum give the next one.

  20. We’ll rename them the Gary Goodyear lectures and have someone from the Big Valley Creation Museum give the next one.

    Save me a seat in the front row.

    The topic: “‘Stop the Planet of the Apes–I Want to Get Off’: How to Hunt Triceratops with Sharp Sticks Without Offending Your Angry and Vengeful God”.

  21. Dan

    The video has been REMOVED! Good call for getting the screen shot to show their idiocy RT!

    Tomm if that video was so awesome why is it gone?

    Crickets….

  22. As my my kids would say, BOO-YA!

  23. John

    HAHAHAHahHAHAHAhAahaha they removed it. What a bunch of spineless cowards over at the PMO.

  24. Ti-Guy

    ToryBoy1 removed it to edit out the Whig-Standard reference and then re-submitted it.

  25. Great catch! People need to be extra critical of online content due to the anonymity of the authors…

  26. Ti-Guy — I should check those other pull-quotes, but it’s a gorgeous day… I’m going for lunch and am really busy with other stuff.

  27. you idiots

    As the daughter of Mr. Parker I can easily attest to the idiocy of you No Brains…clearly you have nothing better to do than bully a veteran..you know what they say about people who live in glass houses

  28. And how exactly “Ms. Parker” did anyone “bully” your Dad?

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