Daily Archives: March 12, 2009

Cramer & CNBC Get Pwnd

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What an absolute thing of beauty tonight’s Daily Show was. Another “Crossfire” moment, I dare say. I cannot wait until the video is available… a transcript would be most excellent too.

In case you missed it, almost the entire half hour was devoted to a discussion between Stewart and Cramer about CNBC’s role in hyping the stock market bubble. When I say “discussion” it was actually more a case of Stewart lecturing and castigating an abjectly apologetic Cramer, whose cynical clowning was ruthlessly exposed with the help of this charming bit of video in which the host of Mad Money admits that he regularly manipulated the market when he ran his hedge fund. Calling it “a fun game” and “a lucrative game,” he suggested that all hedge fund managers act likewise. “No one else in the world would ever admit that, but I could care. I am not going to say it on TV,” he foolishly boasted.

Here’s a money quote (no pun intended) from the Mad Man of Wall Street: “What’s important when you are in that hedge-fund mode is to not do anything remotely truthful because the truth is so against your view, that it’s important to create a new truth, to develop a fiction.” Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

Update: Steve Johnson at the Chicago Tribune documents the scolding.

Stewart creamed him, if anything almost to a fault. He urged Cramer and his newschannel brethren to report rather than blindly trust what CEOs say (Cramer’s primary defense of CNBC’s lack of vigilance). But, really, Stewart didn’t report himself; he delivered a 22-minute opinion column, occasionally interrupted by Cramer shoulder shrugs, “okays,” and mea culpas plus, bringing in financial TV in general, wea culpas.

Unlike Santelli’s infamous rant, it was, as Johnson says, “good populism, well aimed and well delivered.”

Update2: Ta da! Here’s the clip (along with the usual caveat that it may be removed at any time due to copyright violation. Although, maybe Viacom will let it slide this time.)

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How Convenient

It’s hard to say who’s playing games here: the Conservatives with their odd formulation for the start date of extended EI premiums, or the Liberals seizing the opportunity of their sudden “discovery” in the “fine print” to gloss over dealing with more contentious aspects of the budget (pay equity, for example) on the grounds that Royal Assent is urgently required without any further delay in the Senate so as not to impede disbursement of the EI money to those in need.

In any case, it all works out quite neatly for everyone concerned, doesn’t it? Well, except of course for those affected by the objectionable provisions that the Conservatives craftily embedded in their Economic Recovery Plan.

Who knows, perhaps there was a bit of collusion going on when the budget was drafted in the first place… a kind of “eject” button that could be deployed to catapult the bill past the Senate and get things on their way before the start of the fiscal year without a lot of wrangling and bothersome debate. Or maybe I’m being too conspiratorial…

Hat tip as always to Jeff for the videos.

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Who’s the Leader of the GOP?

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Hardcore conservative activist and pioneering fundraiser Richard Viguerie wants to know and has posted a poll on his Conservative HQ website to find out. He’s also curious whether you want Obama’s programs to succeed. Currently it’s running 93% hoping for failure.

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Eat Your Heart Out, TTC

Hong Kong’s mass transit rail system (MTR) became a public-private enterprise in 2005 and today has more private shareholders than any company on the Hong Kong stock exchange. And little wonder seeing as it appears to have its fingers in every local pie and turns a profit in innovative ways that other systems can only begin to dream of.

Quite a contrast to the gloomy, dour old TTC with its surly employees, bleak facilities, and the malaise that it predictably fosters amongst most riders. Mind you, that’s just my impression… your mileage may vary.

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Experts Agree…

Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

The In The Know panelists dismiss concerns of “nay sayers” (who “just love stopping progress”) that something could go wrong with intelligent, 75-foot-tall crabs that shoot acid from their mouths.

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“Poor Billionaires”

Oh no!!! Forbes Magazine, the veritable gazette of greed, is reporting that the number of billionaires has dropped for the first time since 2003, going from 1,125 to just 793. As a result, the “average billionaire” (how weird is that?) is now worth $900 million less than last year. Oh, the humanity!

The funny part of this little snippet from the CBS Evening News comes at the end when the reporter soberly cautions people about deriving too much glee from this news and smugly informs us that we’d be incredibly “short-sighted” to feel that way. “We want them to get richer, because when they do, we do,” he asserts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well, that vapid “trickle down” axiom justifying the obscene concentration of wealth in the hands of a few oligarchs has certainly worked a treat so far, now hasn’t it?

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Conservative Priorities

Nice to see that our government is so firmly seized with the “greatest economic crisis in a generation” that their MPs spend a good deal of their time dishing out petty personal smears at the Opposition leader and field testing themes from the negative attack ads being cooked up in their “war room”…

Normally, it would be easy to laugh off such partisan nonsense — keeping in mind that all parties have engaged in such antics in the past — but is now really the time for these moronic slander-fests? Grow up and start acting like adults, for heaven’s sake.

Impolitical puts it best:

Exposure of this juvenile extravaganza can only help to demonstrate to Canadians the character of these Conservatives who can actually bring themselves to stand up in the House of Commons as elected members and read such garbage.

Indeed. It’s too bad that their most ardent supporters, rather than castigating them for such ridiculous and irresponsible behaviour, instead cheer them on with great enthusiasm. Useless pricks, the lot of them.

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So Long, Chrysler…

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

And good luck selling any cars or trucks in Canada in the future.

Bailing out the automobile manufacturers has always been a questionable proposition, but especially so in the case of one owned by a private equity investment firm. And nobody likes being blackmailed.

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Good Luck with That!

Victims of the Madoff Ponzi scheme discuss the sentencing of the ex-billionaire swindler and their efforts to seek restitution from the government for their culpability in the fraud by having failed to exercise their regulatory obligations.

Bonus Quiz: What’s wrong with this picture?

Update: Kudlow and the gang suggest that capital punishment might be in order for Madoff given that he’s a “financial terrorist” and an “enemy of the state”… Alternatively, shipping him off to Gitmo for a spell might force him to reveal a bit more information about his criminal enterprise — the implicit threat being that he would be tortured, which is a rather interesting admission of sorts.

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Right-Wing Morans

Meet Larry Ford, a “property owner” in Fort Walton Beach, Florida who apparently doesn’t much care for the new commander in chief. “We’ve got a man who shouldn’t even be president,” Ford told a local reporter. “He’s an insult to the decent, hard-working people that made this country what it is.”

When it was pointed out to him that he’d misspelled Obama’s middle name, Ford was (in typical wingnut fashion) unconcerned. “I think everybody knows who I’m talking about, don’t you?” he said. “American people are the stupidest people in the world, but something like that I think they can figure out.”

The truly sad thing is that Mr. Ford isn’t really outside the “mainstream” (if one can call it that) of people who read right-wing blogs, watch Fox News, abhor the liberal MSM, get their information from WorldNet Daily, Lifesite, etc., listen to Rush Limbaugh, admire Ann Coulter, feel a sympathetic bond with dipsticks like Joe the Plumber, and think catastrophic idiots like Sara Palin are the greatest thing since sliced bread — in other words, your average Bloggin’ Tory!

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