January 31, 2009...10:54 am

Uh-Oh…

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In case (like me) you missed this report by Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes last month regarding the second wave of expected defaults on the way, it’s good to keep this in mind when considering some of the actions presently being contemplated by the U.S. government and others to bail out the global financial system.

This will have the likely effect of deepening and prolonging the recession south of the border, which naturally of course will drag down our economy along with it. This begs the question: where on earth is Bank of Canada governor Mark Carney getting his crazy rosy estimates of a relatively quick recovery from?

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  • There’s a multi-trillion dollar death-star of derivatives swaps floating around out there. No one knows exactly how much and who’s holding, ergo the distrust amongst the world’s banks to lend to each other. It’s the bet upon a bet upon a bet upon a bet to the nth degree with the taxpayer getting nailed to cover the runaway idiocies of the house. The house always controls. Simple Vegas rules.

  • Yep.

    Hey, funny how the banks suddenly had a whole pile of money to lend when it involved the consolidation of two giant Pharma companies to make an even bigger conglomerate, wasn’t it?

  • Indeed. I’m scrambling like crazy to learn how to go about buying gold…without taking too much of a service fee hit, brokers, etc. Balance of cash gets transferred into tangible assets, on top of sitting mortgage/rent free. Like the saying goes: If you can’t touch it, it’s not yours.

  • Sebastian – FYI, the derivative bubble worldwide is estimated by the Bank for International Settlements to be about $596 trillion.
    There’s not enough money in the world to cover it.
    Pop goes the shitpile.

  • anon1.01, I’ve seen several different guesstimates from non-cornucopian analysts, but don’t think I’ve ever seen this BIS estimate. Anyway, it’s BIG BIG BIG…beyond most folks’ imagination, mine included.

    Re “There’s not enough money in the world to cover it,” ergo there’s not enough labour and there certainly isn’t enough energy to re-boot. Shades of pushing a wheelbarrow down to the local store for a loaf of bread (if there is any) in order for these fuckers to squeeze down the value of the debt.

    Pop indeed, not with a whimper but with a bang (apologies to the spirit of T.S. Eliot).

  • Re “The house always controls.” It also never loses.

  • It’s been a snowball that’s been rolling downhill for a while.
    If you have the time:

    http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-01-28/news/what-cooked-the-world-s-economy/

    Canada had a meltdown of sorts in August 2007.
    It was underreported so as not upset the applecart.
    Nobody wanted the music to stop.

    Meanwhile, the uber-haves tucked away their bucks in safe harbors, transferring any bad debt ‘hot potatoes’ into other hands.
    That’s why the assets, savings and retirement funds of a large sector of the world are now at risk.

    Watch what happens at Davos.
    You could see an international moratorium on several types of financial instruments to buy breathing room, for now.
    The resolution of this mess has to play out sooner or later.

    Have a nice day!

  • Good CBC report on how/where to buy gold in Canada here – http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/gold/

  • From Bloomberg:

    Cash4Gold, whose direct-response ads offer money for cast-off precious metals, will air a spot during the Super Bowl featuring the notoriously cash-strapped celebrities M.C. Hammer and Ed McMahon.

    The 30-second ad will air in the second half of NBC’s broadcast of the National Football League title game Feb. 1. In it, rapper M.C. Hammer, who filed for bankruptcy in 1996, ponders whether to sell his gold pants and his “gold sledgehammer, baby.” Former “Tonight Show” sidekick McMahon, who almost lost his home to foreclosure last year, mulls selling his gold hip replacement.

    With U.S. unemployment nearing a 16-year high and home values plummeting, some are selling jewelry and diamonds to make ends meet. Pompano Beach, Florida-based Cash4Gold did 500,000 unique transactions last year, more than double the previous year’s volume, according to Chief Executive Officer Jeff Aronson.

    “This was the perfect opportunity given the economic climate and the amount of people that can use the service,” Aronson said in an interview yesterday.

    A sign of the times, as they say.

  • So, honestly, what do you think? Would the chartered banks fail? ie. RBC or Scotia

  • Let’s put it this way: it’s not inconceivable.

  • That is terrifying.

  • They are not going to fail…relax everyone. Canadian banks are not holding derivatives in this manner or volume. This is a bit over the top don’t you think?

    MC Hammer by the way, is long past bankruptcy. He blew all his cash back then from the one hit he had, but he’s been producing ever since and has no issues now. He’s just marketing an image. Same for McMahon.

    What’s next people? Are we all going to stock up on dried beans and generators and pool our cash to buy some land up north for when THEY COME TO GET US!?!?

    No offense, but I may just hang here at home and chill.

  • Canadian banks are not holding derivatives in this manner or volume.

    Not here in Canada, but they all have U.S. subsidiaries.

    It’s incredibly unlikely that our banks will fail, but these days… who knows? Like I said, not inconceivable.

  • I’m still chillin’

  • :) I’m not losing any sleep over it either.

  • Useless eaters and latent die-off candidates remind me of that old Star Trek episode: big, big brains inside of big, big heads perched upon limp-dick, mushy physiques incapable of altering the death spiral of their planet, big brains and all.

    Re “No offense, but I may just hang here at home and chill.” Do you have any idea how literal that statement stands to be?

    Newton’s Sleep…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. ;-)

  • Red,
    Came across this little blurb from an ex Cash4Life employee. An inside view of the operation is kind of like making sausages.

    It’s heavy promotion and sounding too good to be true offers along with being based in Florida should ring some bells anyway.

    Here’s a nibble:
    Cash 4 Gold is definitely not a trustworthy or credible company to do business with. You are almost better off taking your items to a local pawn shop or shopping around for other companies.

    Or take the whole bite:
    http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/cash-4-gold-c115287.html

  • When I called the Royal Canadian Mint they suggested as reputable brokers:

    http://www.kitco.com and http://www.bordergold.com

  • OK, next problem.

    How to lay our hands on some gold.

    Go panning in the Yukon?
    Nah, too cold.

    Rob a bank?
    They have coins and paper and alarms.

    Grave robbing?
    Not me cup o’ tea.

    I got an idea.
    Hey Sebastian, tilt your head back, open your mouth and say aaahh….

  • Silver’s easier to manage — check your change. Dimes and quarters produced before 1967 have silver in them.


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